• sharhk:

    did you fall from heaven bc so did satan

    (Source: sharhk, via jesussbabymomma)

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  • "Yeah they’re doing it now. Lots of cop allusions and talk about restraints and cuffs and everything else you might expect your average Batman / Fanfic / Chronic Masturbation enthusiast to include in a story like this. Just for reference there was about 8 seconds of foreplay. Maybe 10. It is basically “They kissed, and then grabbed each other’s dicks.”"

    NPF: BAT PORN | Gin and Tacos

    The author is reading a Batman/Gordon fic, and recording his responses, and its hilarious.

    (via ubermichael)

    (via love-and-radiation)

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  • tardisandcinnamon:


    until 1979 homosexuality was classed as an illness in sweden so you could call in sick bc you had the hots for paper boy in the morning

    Ellie, I’m disappointed in you, you left out the best part. The reason they took it out in 1979 was because, to protest it, a shitton of people actually did. They’d get calls upon calls upon calls with “I can’t come in today, I’m feeling pretty gay”

    (Source: romanovah, via alybuttons)

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  • (Source: life1nmotion, via themanliness)

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  • thecutestofthecute:


    puppies are touchable happiness 


    (via morrigayy)

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  • zooophagous:


    Man’s best friend

    I like how he picks him up and is all, “There you go!”

    fucked his shit up


    He just puts him over the counter all “Yeah that’s right Sparky you fuck his shit up”

    (via morrigayy)

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  • (Source: mingsonjia, via cpopismystyle)

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  • nerdsandgamersftw:


    Spiderdog prank. [video]

    This is the greatest prank I’ve ever seen

    (Source: ForGIFs.com, via pierce-the-heavens)

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  • wolfdiesel:



    Ladies and Gentlemen, craftsmanship. One of the finest examples of taking pride in what you do, and making absolutely sure no detail is too small.

    (via voodooodolly)

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